"On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..."
"Two Turtle Doves and a Patridge in a Pear tree!"
"You seen a Partridge around here?"
WAR!
What sort of a nutter would give you a partridge in a pear tree one day, only to give you yet another one the next day, complete with two turtle doves? You're just asking for trouble.
Both factions would be vying to control the pear tree which would set the scene for many years of bloody conflict. Are the pears even worth dying for?
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