"On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..."
"Six Geese a-laying, some more gold rings for Sonic and further feathered cannon fodder for the war!"
"This is Lufty Van Arsewinkle, reporting for RSPB news. There has been a grim discovery today; a mass grave of Geese a-laying down dead. In total, six bodies were recovered which tells further stories of the terror that has befallen the Pear Tree. We can only hope that these war atrocities will not go unanswered. In the coming days, we hope to...."
"SHIT!!!!"
"This is Wing Commander Tarkin, all birds FIRE AT WILL!!"
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