"On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..."
"Three French Hens, Two Turtle Doves and a Patridge in a Pear tree!"
"Dave just text me, he'll be 15 mins late."
So, as the Battle of the Pear tree rages on, Three French Hens battallion of the UN peace keeping force are brought in to try and resolve the conflict. Now despite their name, these are no ordinary birds! The average male of the species has a cock that weighs, wait for it, up to 5kg (check out the table half way down this page.)
We'll keep you updated on the latest news as it comes in.
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