Mmmmmmmmmmm Pie.

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Pie. One of the greatest inventions EVER. Fuck cures for diseases or space exploration, Pie is where its at people! Originally created by Thor himself, the idea came from thinking of ways to successfully preserve and store food for long journeys, like when he was going all the way from Midgard to Asgard. Or some shit like that.

"I fucking love pie me."

So anyway, this weekend i was in Skipton, North Yorkshire, and i was tasked with trying pies from two famous pie shops to give a verdict on who did the best Pork Pie. Yeah, i know, i get all the shit jobs. Because i'm such a funny bastard, i said i could possibly compile my results in a "pie-chart": 

Pie even makes Pac Man die.

Now i'm no food critic and i reckon even if i did try to right a review, it'd be boring as hell. So instead i'll compare the two and score them on a Star Wars episode scale. I could have just got them to fight, like Harry Hill does, but i'd rather just nom them.

Contender: Skipton Farmhouse Fare Ltd.

These guys are apparently the Supreme champions of the great northern pork pie competition 2010! Ok glossy balls, lets see what you got!:

Appearance: Attack of the clones

Pastry: A new hope

Texture: The phantom menace

Taste: Revenge of the Sith

Contender: The Celebrated Pork Pie Establishment

The only reason we found this place is the fact that there were shit loads of people stood outside. It was just like Batman hiding in the rafters, waiting to throw a Bat-pie at your face:

Appearance: Revenge of the Sith

Pastry: A new hope

Texture: Return of the Jedi

Taste: The empire strikes back

Well, its kind of a land slide victory there. Everyone knows that The Phantom Menace sucks donkey balls.

"I declare The Celebrated Pork Pie Establishment the Winner! Now if you'll excuse me i shall return to the 'bark' side. I hate my life."

Morgan.

Fat Thor borrowed from here.