"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..."
"A Partridge in a pear tree!"
"Get out of my fucking tree Coogan!"
Advantages of receiving such a gift:
1) Your faithful Partridge will fend off any ninjas attempting to steal your pears.
2) Any visitors to your pear tree are met with a warm Partridge welcome.
3) Your Partridge will never feel lonely due to its fruity companions.
4) Your Partridge will have a constant supply of food.
5) You won't have to tell the guys at work that you got socks and a Celine Dion CD for christmas.
I can't wait to see the advantages of receiving the other 11 gifts!
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ReplyDeletePlease can I have the Coogan from that tree when you catch him. We'll call it my xmas prezzie.
It's not all glitz and glamour Dan unfortunately! Bex, of course you can.
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