Rage mode.

Now i can be a really happy go lucky kinda guy, without pretty much a care in the world. Let me explain further through the medium of a pie chart:

 

 

 Ah shit, i didn't think the results would come back like that. Well yeah, ok i guess i can be a bit of a hot head at times. But doesn't everyone get a little pissed off sometimes? That fucking moron that pushed in front of you in the sandwich shop on your lunch hour? All he's done is add an extra say, 30 seconds to your wait time? maybe even a minute? But its the principal of things! You were there first! The thing with me is that i think rage is much like a naturally occuring mineral.

 

"Fuck you, Potassium!"

  

 

 

And i'm sure i'm not the only one with the patience of a really pissed off saint. But how far can you let it take you? One minute you're in McDonalds being told its past 11am and you can't have a sausage Mcmuffin, the next minute you're waking up in the middle of a forest, with someone elses blood on your hands, miles away from home and not knowing how the hell you got there.

"I want a Hashbrown! NOW!"

 

Obviously its not good for your health to be in a constant state of arsed-off-ness. It can lead to things like high blood pressure, sleeping problems, sweating, loss of appetite and basically turning you into Emperor Palpatine. Do you want to wake up one morning realising that you've enslaved most of the galaxy, killed all your friends, everyone hates you and you have really fucked up skin? No, me neither.

 

 

So, what can be learned from this? Next time someone pisses you off, take it in your stride and count to ten. You know what 'they' say, "Life's too short!". Yeah well my temper is too short and who the fuck are 'they' anyway? It takes less muscles to smile than it does to beat the crap out of someone with a piece of iron rebar, or some shit like that. Well, 'they' say we need to get more excercise nowadays don't they?


Happy shiny Morgan.